My intrepid reporter friend, nice job confirming the substance of the typical chick banter. Don't fall out of that window my friend and don't drop that camera.
'Sup my friend? How's things innnnnn....California?
Yep. Hunch confirmed. We are emotionally draining, we are immature, we are needy, we want our mommies, we aren't worth the bother, we're no fun to dance with (!!!), we don't like independent women, all we're after is sex, and yet for some reason they don't tell me to my face. Better to sit on a bench outside my window and talk about me for an hour and a half. Jeez, if we're all that, why DO they bother?
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My intrepid reporter friend, nice job confirming the substance of the typical chick banter. Don't fall out of that window my friend and don't drop that camera.
- - Robert
'Sup my friend? How's things innnnnn....California?
Yep. Hunch confirmed. We are emotionally draining, we are immature, we are needy, we want our mommies, we aren't worth the bother, we're no fun to dance with (!!!), we don't like independent women, all we're after is sex, and yet for some reason they don't tell me to my face. Better to sit on a bench outside my window and talk about me for an hour and a half. Jeez, if we're all that, why DO they bother?
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